13 Nights

On the first night of our Atlantic Crossing my true love gave to me a LUMPY, BUMBY, ROLLY SEA.

On the second night of our Atlantic Crossing my true love gave to me TWO HOURS OF DRAGGING A BUOY, and a lumpy, bumpy, rolly sea.

On the third night of our Atlantic Crossing my true love gave to me THREE CLUMPS OF SARGASSO WEED, two hours of dragging a buoy and a lumpy, bumpy, rolly sea.

On the fourth night of our Atlantic Crossing my true love gave to me FOUR CHOCOLATE BARS,  three clumps of sargasso weed, two hours of dragging a buoy and a lumpy, bumpy, rolly sea

On the fifth night of our Atlantic Crossing my true love gave to me FIVE DEAD FLYING FISH ON THE DECK, four chocolate bars,  three clumps of sargasso weed, two hours of dragging a buoy and a lumpy, bumpy, rolly sea

On the sixth night of our Atlantic Crossing my true love gave to me SIX SQUALLS, five dead flying fish on the deck, four chocolate bars,  three clumps of sargasso weed, two hours of dragging a buoy and a lumpy, bumpy, rolly sea

On the seventh night of our Atlantic Crossing my true love gave to me SEVEN PLAYFUL DOLPHINS, six squalls, five dead flying fish on the deck, four chocolate bars,  three clumps of sargasso weed, two hours of dragging a buoy and a lumpy, bumpy, rolly sea

On the eight night of our Atlantic Crossing my true love gave to me EIGHT POUNDS OF MAHI MAHI, seven playful dolphins, six squalls, five dead flying fish on the deck, four chocolate bars,  three clumps of sargasso weed, two hours of dragging a buoy and a lumpy, bumpy, rolly sea

On the ninth night of our Atlantic Crossing my true love gave to me NINE CHECKMATES IN A ROW, eight pounds of Mahi Mahi, seven playful dolphins, six squalls, five dead flying fish on the deck, four chocolate bars,  three clumps of sargasso weed, two hours of dragging a buoy and a lumpy, bumpy, rolly sea

On the tenth night of our Atlantic Crossing my true love gave to me TEN CARIBBEAN RUM PUNCHES IN MY FUTURE, nine checkmates in a row, eight pounds of Mahi Mahi, seven playful dolphins, six squalls, five dead flying fish on the deck, four chocolate bars,  three clumps of sargasso weed, two hours of dragging a buoy and a lumpy, bumpy, rolly sea

On the eleventh night of out Atlantic Crossing my true love gave to me ELEVEN OCEAN SUNSETS, ten Caribbean rum punches in my future, nine checkmates in a row, eight pounds of Mahi Mahi, seven playful dolphins, six squalls, five dead flying fish on the deck, four chocolate bars,  three clumps of sargasso weed, two hours of dragging a buoy and a lumpy, bumpy, rolly sea

On the twelfth night of out Atlantic Crossing my true love gave to me TWELVE MOONLESS STARRY NIGHTS, eleven ocean sunsets, ten Caribbean rum punches in my future, nine checkmates in a row, eight pounds of Mahi Mahi, seven playful dolphins, six squalls, five dead flying fish on the deck, four chocolate bars,  three clumps of sargasso weed, two hours of dragging a buoy and a lumpy, bumpy, rolly sea.

On the thirteenth night of out Atlantic Crossing my true love gave to me the NEWS THAT WE’LL ARRIVE IN THE MORNING because we made it across the Atlantic Ocean, yes we did it, we sailed right over the lumpy, bumpy, rolly seaeeeeeeeeee! Oh yaaaaah.